Is anyone up for creating a new world disaster prophecy to displace the 2012 crap?
We could collaborate on something really disastrous like 30 foot long mosquitoes or something. I mean 2012 is so 2009, let’s move on. What do you think? (My apologies to the Astronomy & Space section, but this is where I see all the 2012 questions.)
ok. in 2020, evrey human will be extirmenated by disney channel, and human scientists who survived the disaster in an underground kitchen willl breed mankind with bees and some kind of human bee hybrid superhuman thing will repopulate the world untill big birds eat them all and then the birds somehow are jelous of old remnants of humans like, clothes and computers and stuff and evovle into humans and then we eat only oranges and mincemeat for ever and ever. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope you like the new doomsday prophecy.
I would!I think we should tell the world the 12 plagues are going to happen again in 2010.
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i think that people will end up scaring people about 2015 crap if 2012 doesnt blow us up.
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No need, wait till after 2012, and it will be
friday the 13th – horror and death film = 13th = 2013
AAAHHHHHHHH
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Im sure something will kill us all sometime after that,but what if it just takes all our teeth away instead and we have to eat mush forever aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
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I’m game. On Feb. 29, 2016 four Pacific Ocean volcanoes will blow up at once. The ultra-dense lava spewed out will form a black hole which will knock the moon out of its orbit. The moon will hit Mars, which will shatter, raining debris into Jupiter. This will cause Jupiter to blow up and become a second sun. Since China has a law allowing only one son per family the UN will have no choice but to nuke Jupiter. The nukes will knock the rings loose from Saturn, which will then fall into the Earth and cut it in half like a bagel.
Because the bagel is usually eaten by Jews, this proves the whole affair is a Jewish conspiracy. How do we know this is true? Feb 29, 2026 is a leap year. Leap years occur only once each four years. Four years, four volcanoes exploding… coincidence??
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Isn’t having one huge reaking pile of predigested foodstuffs as a hoax enough?
I don’t think encouraging stupidity is really a good idea.
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ok. in 2020, evrey human will be extirmenated by disney channel, and human scientists who survived the disaster in an underground kitchen willl breed mankind with bees and some kind of human bee hybrid superhuman thing will repopulate the world untill big birds eat them all and then the birds somehow are jelous of old remnants of humans like, clothes and computers and stuff and evovle into humans and then we eat only oranges and mincemeat for ever and ever. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope you like the new doomsday prophecy.
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haha good question. ive got one. if you reverse 2012 you get 2102 so the mayans made an epic fail and thats when the world will realy end
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